DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

Three women die together in an accident 

And go to heaven. 

When they get there, St. Peter says,

'We only have one rule here in heaven:

Don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

There are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,

And although they try their best to avoid them,

The first woman accidentally steps on one. 

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says,

'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to

Spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day,

The second woman steps accidentally on a duck

And along comes St. Peter,

Who doesn't miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man.

He chains them together

With the same admonishment as for the first woman. 

The third woman has observed all this and,

Not wanting to be chained

For all eternity to an ugly man, is very,

VERY careful where she steps. 

She manages to go months

Without stepping on any ducks,

But

One day St.Peter comes up to her

With the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on

.... Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. 

The happy woman says,

'I wonder what I did to deserve being

Chained to you for all of eternity?' 

The guy says,

'I don't know about you,

But I stepped on a 

Duck. 

How to spot a millionaire?

Check Your Eyes!

Do you need glasses??

Look carefully at the picture below.

Did you see the bare bum of the girl in the background?

If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes

 Checked, as that is the shoulder of the girl holding the camera.

........ My appointment is at 2pm tomorrow!

How Smart Are You?

I have four questions for you here. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, please answer all of them immediately.

Let's find out just how clever you really are.....

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first question

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are....?

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000. Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10. What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary.  Read the question again!

Another optical illusion? Only works on men and some women

Here is another optical illusion