A blind man just got off a plane to Texas, and went in to a bar, ordered a beer.When the bartender bought over the drink to him, he was shocked and asked "Why is this glass so big?"
Bartender replied "In Texas, everything is big."
After a few drink, the man asked for the toilet, he was told the first door on the right down the corridor.
So the man went towards to door, but accidentally fell to the floor, not realising he missed the second door, we went through the 3rd door.
He opened the door, and there was a swimming pool, when he fell right in.
The worried man scream "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
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