The fact of MAN and woMAN

Received this from a friend, just want to share the laughter. Hope it’s not too offensive :-D

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.