Sometimes you just have to be in the right place at the right time (with the right camera)
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Three tortoise came to a restaurant and ordered a cake, just as their cake arrive, they found out that they didn't bring any money.
So Large turtle said: I'm the eldest, of course, I shouldn't have to go back to get some money.
Then the second turtle said: The youngest turtle should go back.
Small turtle agreed: OK, I will go back, as long as you two promised to save my share of the cake.
On the third day the two tortoise felt hungry again and small turtle is no where to be seen.
Large turtle said to Medium Turtle: We should share the small turtle's cake.
As they were about to start, they heard small turtle's voice outside the door: If you dare to eat my cake, I will not go back for the money!
Here is the answers to my previous post, here's a link the the riddle questions.
1) They're all taking their Physical Education class outside.
2) I halted a taxi.
3) We would have one more person in the world.
4) A frozen jelly.
5) On a map.
6) Richard wasn't driving the bus that had the accident.
7) A Ice Skating Ballerina.
8) Best of the worst.
9) Another small step for me.
10) Air.
Do you get the correct answers? I will be posting more riddles soon, you can subscribe via email to get an update of my riddle posts HERE.
Received this from a friend, just want to share the laughter. Hope it’s not too offensive :-D
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman.... Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ... When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
10 riddles to get your mind pondering:
1) At this moment children are being taught in school, why is there no children in the classroom?
2) How did Stella (me ;P) stop a car traveling at 30 mph with one hand?
3) If Winston Churchill was still alive, what will happen to the world?
4) How can a jelly wound someone? (Hint: not by slipping on the jelly)
5) How can an ant travel from Tokyo to London?
6) There was a big bus collision on a bus route via River Thames, but bus driver Richard was not hurt in the fatal accident. How come?
7) What is a busy day at work, while lost in the mist?
8) Little Rachael is not good at arithmetic, but how can she boost to the math teacher that she's the best at mathematics?
9) Finish this sentence "One small step for me,"?
10) What people keeps eating, but never feel sick of eating?
A friend of mine sent this puzzle to me. I honestly have no idea. awaiting for his answer. I'll let you know. I've got 19 so far. How many have you counted?
A blind man just got off a plane to Texas, and went in to a bar, ordered a beer.When the bartender bought over the drink to him, he was shocked and asked "Why is this glass so big?"
Bartender replied "In Texas, everything is big."
After a few drink, the man asked for the toilet, he was told the first door on the right down the corridor.
So the man went towards to door, but accidentally fell to the floor, not realising he missed the second door, we went through the 3rd door.
He opened the door, and there was a swimming pool, when he fell right in.
The worried man scream "Don't flush! Don't flush!"
A blind man was chatting away in a bar, and suddenly said to a man next to him "Do you want to here a blond joke?".
The man replied "Well the bartender is blond, the waitress is blond, the bouncer is blond, my friend here is a boxer and he's blond, and I'm a 7 foot tall wrestler" and he continued to ask "Are you sure you still want to tell that blond joke?"
The blind man answered "No, not if I have to explain it 5 times."
An Investment bank said " This credit crunch is worst than divorce, I'd lost half the value of my assets, and still have the wife.
Tomorrow is full of "maybes"
Nothing seems for sure
People change like seasons
And moods flow like tides
Here now, you are trying to hide your nerves
Not sure what to reveal, and what to hold inside
Lights are shining, people are observing
You are tempted to get the final prize
“Will you stick with what you have or risk it all for more?”
The mind says, “Play safe, you fool, see what you’ve got to lose.”
The heart says, “Take the gamble, isn’t it you have always desired?”
Everyone experience this at some point in their lives
There are some who find their gamble pays
But what if you lose your step and fall?
And all your hopes and dreams collapse?
Once more, “will you stick with what you have or risk it all for much more?”
Whatever you're presented with
The choice has to be made
"Good luck" I will say if the prize is worth it all
A pregnant woman was walking in the park. A little girl came up and staring at her. The woman smiled at the girl.
The little girl asked: ”What is in there?” She pointed at her big tummy.
The women smiled: “It is a baby.”
The girl was still staring: “Do you like children?”
“Of course I do.” The women answered.
“So why did you eat that baby?”
The answer for the Ten Trees puzzle: 
A friend of mine gave me a very simple puzzle sometimes ago. In a perfect world everyone would have a friend like you
My world was grey the day I met you
People changed and colours faded
Lies got told and rumours were spread
I lost my jade and I was left alone
My tears fell but no one wiped them away
My heart’s got broken and people didn’t see
In my world you helped me believe and gave me hope
In my world you lent me your hand and helped me cope
If everybody can be to another the person you are to me
Think about how perfect this world would then be....
